WYSIWYG editor? VI! I see text, I get text!
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Windows 2000 - The Millennium BUG
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"Nobody will ever need more than 640k of RAM"
    - Bill Gates, 1986
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"A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one
believe in God"
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"For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple,
and wrong"
    - H L Mencken
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Windows: Graça de quem vê, desgraça de quem usa...
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THEOREM: VI is perfect.
PROOF: VI in roman numerals is 6.  The natural numbers < 6 which
divide 6 are 1, 2, and 3. 1+2+3 = 6.  So 6 is a perfect number.
Therefore, VI is perfect.
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"Emacs is a nice OS - but it lacks a good text editor"
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iEmacs is the best editor ^[0cwVIM^[:wq!
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The box said: "Windows 98, Windows 2000, or better", so I
installed Linux!
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Por que usar a janela se existe uma porta?
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"O mundo seria melhor se Bill Gates tivesse terminado a faculdade"
    - R A Hexsel
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Amar é: Apagar o windows do PC dela...
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  -rwxr-xr-x  1 root          24 Oct 29  1929 /bin/ed
  -rwxr-xr-t  4 root      131720 Jan  1  1970 /usr/bin/vi
  -rwxr-xr-x  1 root  5.89824e37 Oct 22  1990 /usr/bin/emacs
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Unfortunately, no one can be told what Linux is.. you have to
see it for yourself...
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Windows:
  Criado pelos melhores programadores que o dinheiro pode comprar
Linux:
  Criado pelos melhores programadores que o dinheiro não pode comprar
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GNU-EMACS: Generally Not Used Except by Middle Aged Computer Scientists
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-- "I'm sure my men can handle one little penguin."
-- "No, Mr. Gates, your men are already dead..."
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Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that amateurs built
the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic...
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"A ciência sem a religião é paralítica, e a religião sem a ciência
é cega"
   - Albert Einstein
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"There's a difference betwen knowing the path and walking the path"
   - Morpheus, The Matrix
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"I can only show you the door... You're the one who have to walk
through it"
   - Morpheus, The Matrix
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"Never send a human to do a machine's job."
   - Agent Smith, The Matrix
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Emacs: graça de quem vê, swap de quem usa...
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Murphy's law: "anything can go wro
Segmentation fault (core dumped)
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"A ausência de evidência não é evidência da ausência"
    - Carl Sagan
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Bus Error (passengers dumped)
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"Don't think you are, know you are"
   - Morpheus, The Matrix
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"If real is what you can feel, smell, taste and see, then 'real' is simply
electrical signals interpreted by your brain"
   - Morpheus, The Matrix
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In theory, practice and theory are the same, but in practice they
are different.
   - Larry McVoy
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Existem apenas 10 tipos de pessoas no mundo: as que entendem números
binários e as que não.
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MS Outlook - Where do you want your files to go today?
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No matter who you are, you have the potential to be so very much less
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Always remember that you are unique, just like everybody else
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Windows NT --> Windows? No, Thanks!
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Windows NT - Nice Try
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Se Windows é a resposta, você não entendeu a pergunta...
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The nice thing about Windows is - It does not just crash, it displays a
dialog box and lets you press 'OK' first.
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"Eu não odeio a Microsoft, eu só acho que eles fazem um sistema
operacional que é um lixo"
    - Linus Torvalds
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Acelere seu Windows... a 9,8 m/s²
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"I come from a family where, for example, an academic scholarship 
is appreciated. Learning is considered important.
They weren't money-conscious people."
    - Linus Torvalds
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I use Linux because reboots are for hardware upgrades...
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"Primeiro eles o ignoram. Em seguida riem de você. Depois eles o
combatem. Aí você vence"
    - Gandhi
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Windows:
"Você moveu seu mouse. Reinicie para que as alterações tenham efeito"
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I use Linux!!! I have a host, not a MyComputer.
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